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Blowitter
Bienvenidos a Blowitter la dedicatoria al topo gigio es pésima
La canción topo gigio: Yo quiero ser como mi papa… me pone los pelos de punta. Hablando de Pelos de punta saben que crea electricidad estatica pero el noticiero de… Bueno mejor no digo nada porque es un blog publico xd
Pero bueno como Alfredito
dice:
Pato Pato Pato Pato Pato Pato
etc.
Que mas hay que mas hay hoy
no habrá nada mas…
Na mentira jijijaiii bueno
basta de risa porque los voy a contagiar xd
Creo que consegui el trabajo
equivocado, porque me pasa a mi??
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Before paper and scissors were invented, ancient
Mayans used to play: Rock-Leaf-Punch in the Gut.
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Most spaghetti sauces made in Italy include the
sweat of at least one grandmother. Depending on the grandmother, the sauce is
either very sweet or very salty.
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The world's largest nose hair belongs to a man from
Argentina. It measure 4 feet long and tickles his knees when he walks.
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In colonial times, skinny jeans were worn as a form
of punishment. When given the choice, most people chose to have an unnecessary
route canal instead.
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The other reindeer won't let Rudolph join in their
weekly game of blackjack. Not because they don't like him, but because he
cheats.
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Travel Tip: In Sweden, most restaurants will give
you a free meal if you agree to floss your waiter's teeth for him afterwards.
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According to meteorologists, clouds taste like a
mixture of vanilla beans, salt, and oyster sauce.
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Keeping several extra-large marshmallows under your
pillow is 97% effective at preventing nightmares. Weird... but true!
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Burf's full name is actually Burftholomew. But he
goes by Burf cuz it's easier to spell.
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The very first baseballs were made out of raw
potatoes. If you were sitting in the stands and caught a home run, you were
allowed to take it home and eat it.
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President John Quincy Adams created the game of
basketball. Though at the time, he called it "Gentleman's Ball Tossing
Activity."
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In the state of Massachusetts, you can be fined
$1000 for putting up Christmas lights before November 1st. They hate
prematurely jolly folk.
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Originally, candy corn was made from pulled teeth
obtained from a dentist office. It was then dipped in sugar and food coloring.
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Cockroaches are usually really depressed because
people always scream when they see them. They spend a small fortune on roach therapy
each year.
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Studies show that 98% of dogs don't floss after
every meal… even though they tell their doggie dentists that they do.
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Urinals were originally created to be giant soup
dispensers. Then one day someone accidentally used it for something else and
its purpose was forever changed.
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Relatively few cats remain in Denmark since the
government made purring and scratching illegal.
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Before paper, people used to write books on cows.
They were really hard to read in bed.
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In Montana, brides used to have to carry a 600lb.
chunk of gold to the top of the altar in order for their groom to accept them
as his wife.
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You CAN make cheese from rat's milk. It's
considered a delicacy in parts of southern France.
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Before 1978, chickens weren't allowed to use elevators.
They had to take the stairs.
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Much like a chameleon, a polar bear can change its
fur to blend in to its environment. If placed in a rainforest, it would
suddenly turn green.
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Speed texting will be added to the winter games in
2014. Cat is already in training.
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In Macedonia, they used to use hugs as money. A
pizza typically cost three hugs. But adding pepperoni and sausage would cost
you an additional hug.
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Recycled paper is made from baby teeth collected by
the tooth fairy. This makes the tooth fairy a very rich woman.
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In Latin America, it's considered wrong to dress a
turtle in a turtleneck. However, it IS completely normal to put a peacock in a
peacoat.
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When a head lice is banished from the lice
community, he's forced to live alone on a bald guy.
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Peter Schnupp, AKA, the "Loneliest Man in the
World," holds the records for smallest surprise birthday party attendance,
least used telephone, and cleanest guest room.
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There are actually NO deadly creatures in
Australia. That's just a myth spread by koalas because they hate tourists.
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There are more germs in your mouth than in a dog's
ear. So, to keep your dog healthy, please refrain from licking its ears.
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Submarines were originally invented to search the
ocean for mermaids. But all they've been able to find is 2 mermen. It's been a
disappointment.
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John Adams's birthday is on the 4th of July. But
since the other founding fathers didn't like him, they made that day a holiday
so they'd have an excuse not to go to his birthday party.
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Besides St. Patrick's Day, the only other time you
may be able to see a leprechaun is on June 21st. That's the day they hold
they're annual convention in Boca Raton, FL.
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Tori's song "Make it Shine" was recently
chosen as the official state song of Delaware.
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If a horse and a sea lion had a baby, they would
create a new species: Miniature Unicorns. Unfortunately, horses don't hang
around marinas, so this will probably never happen.
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Did you know that placing a slice of Swiss cheese
on your forehead can often help cure hiccups?
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If given the choice, many flesh-eating fish
actually choose to eat salad. But sometimes flesh is all they can get.
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In Nebraska, cows are allowed to vote. Politicians
spend millions each year trying to win over the bovine community.
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The side effects of drinking rotten Sri Lankan
coconuts are: strange visions, itchy toes, and a strong desire to bite
furniture. We recommend NOT drinking it.
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In some parts of the Netherlands, dentists make
necklaces out of the teeth they've pulled. Each night they brush and floss
their necklaces before bed.
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Stepping on a crack WILL NOT break your mother's
back. But it will give her adult acne. Be careful where you walk.
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By practicing daily for 36 years, Albert Einstein
was able, with great concentration, to move small objects across the room with
his mind.
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People who are afraid of warm bread have what they
call "Tepidus-panem-phobia." Offering them a toasted bagel will make
them explode. Literally.
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In 1987, twenty-two house plants were convicted of
felonies in Chicago alone.
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In ancient times, if someone sneezed, you were
legally allowed to slap them.
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Strangely enough, the joke "Why did the
chicken cross the road?" was first told in 400 B.C. before the invention
of either roads or chickens.
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The official language of China is Norwegian, but
the Chinese people choose not to speak it.
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The oldest woman in the world can still bench press
200 pounds. However, she has a hard time peeing without help.
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In New Zealand, back zits are considered good luck
and students will often sleep on bacon grease the night before exams.
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Studies show that putting sea salt between your
toes at night increases your memory and eyesight. We don't remember where we
saw this fact.
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The world's largest toilet is in Spokane,
Washington and can sit 37 people at the same time!
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The world's first chewing gum was beef flavored.
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Although normally very friendly, a penguin WILL
attack if you make fun of the way it walks. So we suggest not doing that.
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In Finland, Christmas caroling without a license is
a crime on par with arson and burglary. However, Christmas yodeling without a
license is permitted AND encouraged.
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A mall Santa in Stanker, Wyoming holds the record
for most sits upon his knee in a single day. He now has arthritis.
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99% of turkeys polled say Thanksgiving is their
least favorite holiday. The other 1% chose Valentine's Day, but that's cuz they
can't get girlfriends.
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According to leading style experts, the big fashion
trend of 2012 will be unibrows. You better start growing yours out now!
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A standard size pumpkin, when properly connected
with ordinary electrical cables, can power a widescreen television for 56
hours.
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The color purple didn't exist until 1923, when it
was accidentally invented by Ukrainian scientists.
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The city of Portland allows you to keep up to 5
llamas in your apartment at any given time, provided you pay a $500 dollar a
year "Llama Tax."
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There is only ONE dinosaur still alive today. His
name is Fred. He lives in Hoboken, NJ and his favorite food is gnocchi.
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Before moving on to politics, John Adams was a
professional magician known as Clyde the Magnificent.
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In certain parts of Italy, it is illegal for dogs
to walk in public without wearing underwear.
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When peanut butter was first invented, it was used
as a lubricant for special machines in Mexico.
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In Russia, they celebrate their Independence Day by
safely dropping Pug Monkeys (with parachutes) from helicopters.
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Until 1856, the English alphabet only had 25
letters. The letter K was added in January of that year by Kris Kristofferson.
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The brassiere (aka "bra") was invented by
Benjamin Franklin, originally as a device for women to carry extra peanuts.
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In 1965 it became legal for chickens to wed in the
state of North Dakota. Ducks are still prohibited from marrying in all 50
states.
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Studies show that people who are left-handed are
more likely to be abducted by aliens.
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Whale eggs are larger than most beach balls.
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In some parts of England, it's considered rude to
give a woman soup.
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If a horse smells watermelon, he will giggle
uncontrollably.
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In the Portuguese language, the word for
"foot" also means "bloody monkeys."
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Human ear wax is considered a delicacy in
Wisconsin.
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The furthest star from planet Earth, visible to the
human eye, is named "Ronnie."
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If a mouse eats cheese upside down, the mouse will
explode.
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Until the late 1930's, Halloween was referred to as
"The Ween Festival."
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In the early 1700's, dark-haired women often used
pork fat as hair conditioner.
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Because of the cold climate in New Zealand, most
vegetables are grown in public restrooms.
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Abraham Lincoln, every night before bed, would eat
a large mug of tuna fish and strawberries.
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In France, school children eat onions like American
school children eat apples.
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Traditionally, Italian princesses bathe in
blueberry juice.
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The average human mouth contains millions of micro-bacteria
called "tongue-walkers."
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The basketball term "dribbling" comes
from the Latin word "Dreeblae" which means "ball bouncing."
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Before shampoo was invented, Europeans washed their
hair with sheep fat.
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According to scientific evidence, the human brain, if
eaten, tastes very much like tunafish.
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When ketchup was first invented, it got its red
color from chicken blood.
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In Wisconsin it is illegal for women to wear
swimsuits with high heeled shoes.
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The world's largest pizza was over 2,000 miles
wide. It was eaten by fourth graders from New Jersey.
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The game "Soccer" was invented in Canada
and was originally called "Ball Kicking."
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The ancient Egyptians invented pyramids,
toothpaste, and spandex.
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The name "Jennifer" comes from the Latin
word "jenefia" which means "unfortunate female."
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There are no cows on the island of Kernivia so,
instead, people drink dog milk.
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Every year in America, over 46,000 people are
arrested for eating illegal meat.
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In some foreign countries, ear wax is considered a
delicacy, often eaten on crackers.
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In Australia it's illegal to wear a skirt when
visiting a farm.
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these cheats while playing, don't press pause. It is not advised to save your
game with cheats enabled. From the following list, pick the type of cheat you
are looking for, or just browse through the list and see what catches your eye.
- Weapons, Health, Armor & Money
- Police, Stats & Gangs
- Spawning Objects
- Vehicles
- Gameplay
- Weather & Time
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LXGIWYL = Weapon Set 1, Thug's Tools
PROFESSIONALSKIT = Weapon Set 2, Professional Tools
UZUMYMW = Weapon Set 3, Nutter Tools
HESOYAM = Health, Armor, $250k
BAGUVIX = Semi-Infinite Health
CVWKXAM = Infinite Oxygen
ANOSEONGLASS = Adrenaline Mode
FULLCLIP = Infinite Ammo, No Reload
PROFESSIONALSKIT = Weapon Set 2, Professional Tools
UZUMYMW = Weapon Set 3, Nutter Tools
HESOYAM = Health, Armor, $250k
BAGUVIX = Semi-Infinite Health
CVWKXAM = Infinite Oxygen
ANOSEONGLASS = Adrenaline Mode
FULLCLIP = Infinite Ammo, No Reload
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TURNUPTHEHEAT = Increase Wanted Level Two Stars
TURNDOWNTHEHEAT = Clear Wanted Level
BTCDBCB = Fat
BUFFMEUP = Max Muscle
KVGYZQK = Skinny
AEZAKMI = Never Wanted
BRINGITON = Six Star Wanted Level
WORSHIPME = Max Respect
HELLOLADIES = Max Sex Appeal
VKYPQCF = Max Stamina
PROFESSIONALKILLER = Hitman In All Weapon Stats
NATURALTALENT = Max All Vehicle Skill Stats
TURNDOWNTHEHEAT = Clear Wanted Level
BTCDBCB = Fat
BUFFMEUP = Max Muscle
KVGYZQK = Skinny
AEZAKMI = Never Wanted
BRINGITON = Six Star Wanted Level
WORSHIPME = Max Respect
HELLOLADIES = Max Sex Appeal
VKYPQCF = Max Stamina
PROFESSIONALKILLER = Hitman In All Weapon Stats
NATURALTALENT = Max All Vehicle Skill Stats
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AIWPRTON = Spawn Rhino
OLDSPEEDDEMON = Spawn Bloodring Banger
JQNTDMH = Spawn Rancher
VROCKPOKEY = Spawn Racecar
VPJTQWV = Spawn Racecar
WHERESTHEFUNERAL = Spawn Romero
CELEBRITYSTATUS = Spawn Stretch
TRUEGRIME = Spawn Trashmaster
RZHSUEW = Spawn Caddy
JUMPJET = Spawn Hydra
KGGGDKP = Spawn Vortex Hovercraft
AIYPWZQP = Have Parachute
ROCKETMAN = Have Jetpack
OHDUDE = Spawn Hunter
FOURWHEELFUN = Spawn Quad
AMOMHRER = Spawn Tanker Truck
ITSALLBULL = Spawn Dozer
FLYINGTOSTUNT = Spawn Stunt Plane
MONSTERMASH = Spawn Monster
OLDSPEEDDEMON = Spawn Bloodring Banger
JQNTDMH = Spawn Rancher
VROCKPOKEY = Spawn Racecar
VPJTQWV = Spawn Racecar
WHERESTHEFUNERAL = Spawn Romero
CELEBRITYSTATUS = Spawn Stretch
TRUEGRIME = Spawn Trashmaster
RZHSUEW = Spawn Caddy
JUMPJET = Spawn Hydra
KGGGDKP = Spawn Vortex Hovercraft
AIYPWZQP = Have Parachute
ROCKETMAN = Have Jetpack
OHDUDE = Spawn Hunter
FOURWHEELFUN = Spawn Quad
AMOMHRER = Spawn Tanker Truck
ITSALLBULL = Spawn Dozer
FLYINGTOSTUNT = Spawn Stunt Plane
MONSTERMASH = Spawn Monster
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CPKTNWT = Blow Up All Cars
WHEELSONLYPLEASE = Invisible car
STICKLIKEGLUE = Perfect Handling
ZEIIVG = All green lights
YLTEICZ = Aggressive Drivers
LLQPFBN = Pink traffic
IOWDLAC = Black traffic
FLYINGFISH = Boats fly
EVERYONEISPOOR = Traffic is Cheap Cars
EVERYONEISRICH = Traffic is Fast Cars
CHITTYCHITTYBANGBANG = Cars Fly
JCNRUAD = Smash n' Boom
SPEEDFREAK = All Cars Have Nitro
BUBBLECARS = Cars Float Away When Hit
OUIQDMW = Free Aim While Driving
GHOSTTOWN = Reduced Traffic
FVTMNBZ = Traffic is Country Vehicles
BMTPWHR = Country Vehicles and Peds, Get Born 2 Truck Outfit
WHEELSONLYPLEASE = Invisible car
STICKLIKEGLUE = Perfect Handling
ZEIIVG = All green lights
YLTEICZ = Aggressive Drivers
LLQPFBN = Pink traffic
IOWDLAC = Black traffic
FLYINGFISH = Boats fly
EVERYONEISPOOR = Traffic is Cheap Cars
EVERYONEISRICH = Traffic is Fast Cars
CHITTYCHITTYBANGBANG = Cars Fly
JCNRUAD = Smash n' Boom
SPEEDFREAK = All Cars Have Nitro
BUBBLECARS = Cars Float Away When Hit
OUIQDMW = Free Aim While Driving
GHOSTTOWN = Reduced Traffic
FVTMNBZ = Traffic is Country Vehicles
BMTPWHR = Country Vehicles and Peds, Get Born 2 Truck Outfit
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SPEEDITUP = Faster Gameplay
SLOWITDOWN = Slower Gameplay
AJLOJYQY = Peds Attack Each Other, Get Golf Club
BAGOWPG = Have a bounty on your head
FOOOXFT = Everyone is armed
GOODBYECRUELWORLD = Suicide
BLUESUEDESHOES = Elvis is Everywhere
BGLUAWML = Peds Attack You With Weapons, Rocket Launcher
LIFESABEACH= Beach Party
ONLYHOMIESALLOWED = Gang Members Everywhere
BIFBUZZ = Gangs Control the Streets
NINJATOWN = Ninja Theme
BEKKNQV = Slut Magnet
CJPHONEHOME = Huge Bunny Hop
KANGAROO = Mega Jump
STATEOFEMERGENCY = Riot Mode
CRAZYTOWN = Funhouse Theme
SJMAHPE = Recruit Anyone (9mm)
ROCKETMAYHEM = Recruit Anyone (Rockets)
SLOWITDOWN = Slower Gameplay
AJLOJYQY = Peds Attack Each Other, Get Golf Club
BAGOWPG = Have a bounty on your head
FOOOXFT = Everyone is armed
GOODBYECRUELWORLD = Suicide
BLUESUEDESHOES = Elvis is Everywhere
BGLUAWML = Peds Attack You With Weapons, Rocket Launcher
LIFESABEACH= Beach Party
ONLYHOMIESALLOWED = Gang Members Everywhere
BIFBUZZ = Gangs Control the Streets
NINJATOWN = Ninja Theme
BEKKNQV = Slut Magnet
CJPHONEHOME = Huge Bunny Hop
KANGAROO = Mega Jump
STATEOFEMERGENCY = Riot Mode
CRAZYTOWN = Funhouse Theme
SJMAHPE = Recruit Anyone (9mm)
ROCKETMAYHEM = Recruit Anyone (Rockets)
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PLEASANTLYWARM = Sunny Weather
TOODAMNHOT = Very Sunny Weather
ALNSFMZO = Overcast Weather
AUIFRVQS = Rainy Weather
CFVFGMJ = Foggy Weather
YSOHNUL = Faster Clock
NIGHTPROWLER = Always Midnight
OFVIAC = Orange Sky 21:00
SCOTTISHSUMMER = Thunderstorm
CWJXUOC = Sandstorm
TOODAMNHOT = Very Sunny Weather
ALNSFMZO = Overcast Weather
AUIFRVQS = Rainy Weather
CFVFGMJ = Foggy Weather
YSOHNUL = Faster Clock
NIGHTPROWLER = Always Midnight
OFVIAC = Orange Sky 21:00
SCOTTISHSUMMER = Thunderstorm
CWJXUOC = Sandstorm
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following cheats were not implemented:
- Drive On Water
- Do Nothing
- Hookers Pay You
Lamento el ingles nos vemos
otro dia abrazo psicológico adiós :)
